Nuclear Farce

Crash course

Briefing

Nuclear Farce

Satirical remake of the Amiga classic. One action per turn — then everyone resolves on the map, one by one.

Your turn

  1. 1. Build warhead / ABM, launch, or propaganda.
  2. 2. Rivals act after you — watch each move.
  3. 3. At 0 pop they fire dead hand (all remaining warheads). Last population wins.

ABM

1 ABM ≈ 43%, 5 = 75% intercept. Success spends 1 ABM.

Propaganda

Deepfakes. On success, millions defect to you. Fail = laugh track.

Warhead lottery

Build rolls a size. Bigger is rarer and hits harder.

10 MT

Peashooter

40% · ~12M

20 MT

City-Eraser

30% · ~22M

50 MT

Continent

20% · ~45M

100 MT

Doomsday

10% · ~80M

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